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We Want What Isabella Rossellini Is Smoking

Nov 10, 2009

We are all busy here finalizing the production of our new AXIS OF EGO line of t-shirts.  They will be rolled out this week.  But, in the meantime, have you seen the Green Porno series of short films on The Sundance Channel?  Isabella Rossellini (the amazingly talented, beautiful, and intelligent Italian actress) writes and stars in the films, and they are apparently targeted to an audience in an altered state.  Like us.  PERFETTO!

There's not much you can say after watching Isabella's "penis" break off after copulating mid-flight.  We were all debating how much the baby gets though under SAG's pay scale.  Check out what we call The Not-So-Secret Sex Life of Bees.  Hopefully, Glenn Beck will get a peek at this so his head can explode when he realizes kids are going to literally learn the "birds and the bees" of fucking from a liberal foreign actress:

Posted by: spiritual guide
Tags: green porno, sundance channel, isabella rossellini
 6 comments  [post comment]  
That is crazy wierd. I am not sure how I feel about that.
    - Brookgirl   (Nov 10, 2009)

This is our most popular article yet. Could it be the reference to "Green Porno"?
    - editor-in-cheek   (Nov 10, 2009)

I'm deeply disappointed, Pantaloon. I was lured here in the hopes of seeing some environmentally friendly pornography. I was thinking maybe some peace, love and Mother-Earth lovin' hippies engaging in a tasteful orgy of free love, but instead you give us Isabella Rossellini dressed up as a bee who's penis breaks? Shame on you for such false advertisement! *giggle*
    - Still Learning   (Nov 11, 2009)

Hey Still Learning, You know you liked the Bee video. Admit it.
    - editor-in-cheek   (Nov 12, 2009)

Yes. I did enjoy learning from the bees...a lot. In fact, I can't wait to see if she portrays the mating ritual of the black widow spider or preying mantis - a girl can hope, right? This still does not absolve you of your duty to provide me with some eco-friendly action, stat! :)
    - Still Learning   (Nov 12, 2009)

Well that was just perfectly odd! WTF? and Why?
    - gogirlphoto   (Nov 26, 2009)

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