We Want What Isabella Rossellini Is Smoking
Nov 10, 2009

We are all busy here finalizing the production of our new AXIS OF EGO line of t-shirts. They will be rolled out this week. But, in the meantime, have you seen the Green Porno series of short films on The Sundance Channel? Isabella Rossellini (the amazingly talented, beautiful, and intelligent Italian actress) writes and stars in the films, and they are apparently targeted to an audience in an altered state. Like us. PERFETTO!
There's not much you can say after watching Isabella's "penis" break off after copulating mid-flight. We were all debating how much the baby gets though under SAG's pay scale. Check out what we call The Not-So-Secret Sex Life of Bees. Hopefully, Glenn Beck will get a peek at this so his head can explode when he realizes kids are going to literally learn the "birds and the bees" of fucking from a liberal foreign actress:
There's not much you can say after watching Isabella's "penis" break off after copulating mid-flight. We were all debating how much the baby gets though under SAG's pay scale. Check out what we call The Not-So-Secret Sex Life of Bees. Hopefully, Glenn Beck will get a peek at this so his head can explode when he realizes kids are going to literally learn the "birds and the bees" of fucking from a liberal foreign actress:
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