http://www.thepantaloon.com A progressive and satirical blog brought to you by drug addled slackers who have lost their healthcare. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:09:26 PST Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:09:26 PST en-us http://www.thepantaloon.com Jim Bopp Jr. is a pro-life and conservative attorney who served as general counsel for Focus on the Family since 2004. So it should come as no surprise that Bopp has penned the RNC's Purity Pledge. Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:09:26 PST http://www.thepantaloon.com Happy Friday the 13th, everyone. Are you scared? Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:28:56 PST http://www.thepantaloon.com The GOP says: "Pornography makes you gay." Thanks to Leftake.com for posting the video from a GOP conference that exposes this horrible epidemic of gay contamination. Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:30:40 PST http://www.thepantaloon.com Finally, we finished the first three of our AXIS OF EGO line of t-shirts. Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:56:22 PST http://www.thepantaloon.com We are all busy here finalizing the production of our new AXIS of EGO line of t-shirts. But, in the meantime, have you seen the Green Porno series of short films on The Sundance Channel? Tue, 10 Nov 2009 01:49:07 PST http://www.thepantaloon.com Coal generates half of the electricity in the United States because it's so cheap. Coal is a fossil fuel composed primarily of carbons and hydrocarbons. Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:31:39 PST http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=39 Nicolas Coppola Cage sued his former business manager, Sam Levin, for more than $20 million for, among other things, fraud and professional negligence. Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:47:14 PST http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=38 Look at the bright side, Carrie: You get to keep the plastic boobs for more PORN AGAIN sex videos! We were the first ones to call it at The Pantaloon. Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:20:34 PST http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=37 Here are our TOP 10 HALLOWEEN COSTUMES. Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:32:32 PST http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=36 We've been working hard over the weekend to finish our AXIS OF EGO line of t-shirts. We'll be posting them soon on the site. Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:40:18 PST http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=35 Have you watched TLC also known as The Learning Channel? With a name like that, you might expect to learn something, right? Fri, 30 Oct 2009 02:10:55 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=34 The rancid apple hasn't fallen far from the crooked tree. Elizabeth "Liz" Cheney -- also known as "Lizzie Borden" Cheney -- is haunting our airwaves and rattling the ghostly chains of fear. Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:06:22 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=33 Liz Cheney has been vigilantly holding the candle while her father appeared to sleep the eternal slumber of the political undead. But the brightness of the autumn moon has stirred the soulless. Mon, 26 Oct 2009 03:16:54 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=32 Snuggie had it comin'. They've had this nomination coming for a long time, in fact. Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:42:46 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=31 On Wednesday, December 2, 2009, A&E will premiere one of the greatest cop shows of all time: STEVEN SEAGAL LAWMAN. We're not kidding. Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:41:20 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=30 Remember Carrie Prejean, the dullard Mis California Christian bigot? How could anyone really forget when she went from A-cup nude modeling (which she claimed was a wardrobe malfunction) to D-cup pageantry competition on national TV? Tue, 20 Oct 2009 17:14:42 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=28 The mainstream media has reported that Rush Limbaugh was recently dropped from a group of investors who wanted to make an offer for an NFL team. The reason given for Rush's ouster was a history of inflammatory, racist comments made by the radio personality. Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:24:41 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=27 Let Me Axe You. I don't normally dress or talk like this, but I want to show the common negro, her, minority guy, that I'm just as hip and black as Steve Urkel, Tiger Woods, or even Bryant Gumbel. Fri, 16 Oct 2009 23:56:38 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=26 Not since the wardrobe malfunction of Janet Jackson's Nipplegate has there been so much furor over the human breast. Thanks to the Mormon Church, there is a new indecency complaint that the FCC will be considering: manboobs. Wed, 14 Oct 2009 04:28:31 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=25 What's up with Scott Thompson? That's Carrot Top's real name, not to be confused with the other Scott Thompson who is a real comedian from Kids In The Hall. Mon, 12 Oct 2009 03:18:33 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=24 World Shocked By French Navy's Refusal To Surrender. Somali pirates attempted to storm La Somme, an 18,000 ton French navy command ship, in the Indian Ocean. Fri, 09 Oct 2009 03:59:06 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=23 After quitting as Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin signed a book deal with Harper Collins and moved quickly to finish her manuscript. Originally due to be released in Spring 2010, Palin's book will now be available on November 17, 2009. Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:24:03 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=22 The following are the cream of the crop, the Top Ten signs from the Republicans' contrived astroturf teabagger orgies, er, demonstrations. They represent the best and the brightest ideals of the GOP. Mon, 05 Oct 2009 01:11:24 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=21 Let's jump right into this, shall we? The following pictures depict number 20 through number 11 of The Pantaloon's Top 30 Protest Signs from the Republicans' hilarious teabagging parties. Fri, 02 Oct 2009 01:06:19 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=20 Originally, this was going to be a Top 10 list, but the geniuses involved in the GOP rallies and teabagging parties were very generous in providing us with comedic material. Wed, 30 Sep 2009 08:50:01 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=19 Last week, Citibank notified us that it could not provide us with a simple business checking account. Citi's reasoning was simple: it's a "conservative" bank, and it doesn't want to be associated with our progressive humor site. Mon, 28 Sep 2009 03:04:35 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=18 "Go, go, go in the Hoveround! Indoors, outdoors, all over town!" Is anyone else completely terrified by this awful commerical? Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:56:51 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=17 New York - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad intends to address the U.N. General Assembly today in Manhattan. We would call him "President" of Iran, but that would insult democracy. Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:25:07 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=16 In California, there is a true grassroots movement rising up against the Republican Teabagger parties and their most recent September 12 faux demonstrations. Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:49:00 PDT http://www.thepantaloon.com/index.php?archive=15 Jesus Christ, personal savior to many, prophet to some, and fictional zombie to others, has canceled his MySpace account and is now seeking friends on Facebook. Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:11:18 PDT